Party GirlContributing Writer 6:05 p.m. Hey...

My new year’s resolution was to cut back on the partying and exert my energy elsewhere. Hit the gym more. Get into a stable, adult relationship. Your typical “new year, new me” changes. Well… we all know how resolutions go.

Hey, party people. It’s been a while since I’ve gone on an alcohol-induced adventure.

It is genuinely amazing that people can live 18 years and longer without discovering deodorant.

Got beads?

This girl just wants to party, not be your shawty.