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SATIRE: King cake babies – more than a decoration

March 4, 2020

Keator Poleman Digital Editor You know their...

SATIRE: Students actually stay for second half of football game

April 25, 2018

Saturday’s football game saw students remaining...

SATIRE: Police Blotter

April 25, 2018

April 18 Complaint of Cardi B 0212 hours University...

SATIRE: Alum funds another Demon Football purchase while CAPA rots

April 25, 2018

On the heels of approximately $1.5 million spent...

SATIRE: Developers skip ‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ for wild crossover

April 25, 2018

Since development of "Kingdom Hearts 3" was taking so long, Square Enix decided to give the job to developers of the legendary game "Cory in the House" for Nintendo DS.

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SATIRE: Art curator reviews graffiti in campus bathrooms

April 25, 2018

As an aspiring freelance artist in training, I decided to analyze the art on the bathroom walls in Kyser Hall, and I have come to the conclusion that the words and expressions of the students over the years have been unappreciated by the common viewer.

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SATIRE: Dear FBI Agent,

April 25, 2018

I think there’s something we need to talk about, and it’s vitally important.

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SATIRE: SGA Minutes | Questionable choices at every step

April 25, 2018

President Tre Nelson began the meeting by taking a microphone from his coat pocket, dropping it and walking out, throwing a deuces sign as he played "Bad and Boujee" by Migos.

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SATIRE: Sodexo now offering dog food diet

April 24, 2018

With this new diet, Sodexo doesn’t need to worry about seasoning their food – an extra cost they already don't worry about. Plus, dog food is an easy and accessible food source.

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SATIRE: Self-taught online students now considered faculty members

April 24, 2018

In response to some of the protests around the nation due to teachers’ salaries, Northwestern State decided to act first before any sort of protests happened on campus and decided it was time to finally pay students who take online classes.

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Season’s greetings from POTUS

November 29, 2017

My fellow Americans, it is a great honor to be celebrating my first Christmas as your president. On behalf of the First Family, here is The Twelve Days of Trump-mas.

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How to avoid parking issues on campus

May 16, 2017

Yeah, we get it; we can park at Prather. But let's face it: who wants to? Here are some tips on avoiding parking disasters on campus.

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